- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

i may not know where you sleep. but, i spiked your drink with sleeping pills

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

What did the midget get for Christmas? A new watch and a gift card for Applebee's.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

Q: What do you call a black man in space? A: An astronaut. -Ap

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you get a blond to fall over? Shoot her with a shotgun.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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