There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

you just contradicted yourself.

I had my period 3 days ago.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

A homosexual walks into a church

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

A disabled man walks into a bar.

Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

Badgers are cool

whats a dick a dick

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

shammmm is a lesbian.

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