woman's rights

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Justin Bieber got laid

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

PUDDING

-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

I had sex. Just kidding.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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