A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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What happened to the boy with AIDS? He died at the age of 12

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

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What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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...this makes a cop throw a car and then call "inception!"

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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What is cold? Winter

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why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken -written by sion dafydd jones, uk

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

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Why did the man wear a blue shirt? He didn't. He wore a green one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

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What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

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Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

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