- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Potassium? K.

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

Your all fags

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

knock knock , who there ray, ray who , ray winstone , I am your daddy you'll get your perks.

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Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

Robin, get in the batmobile.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house. A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

I am a n1gger.

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