Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

A guy trips a blind man.

why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane? There's no such thing. 500,000 people can't fit onto one plane.

What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

What did the widow get for her birthday? Nothing from her husband.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

I just farted, and now I have to Chit!

What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Knock knock. Is someone there?

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

I share two rooms with my mother.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One of them I like to eat, and the other one is a watermelon.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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