- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

What's funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

Your Mom.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What's worse than a rainy day? Dropping the soap

What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What is long and black The unemployment line

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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