Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and an Asian man all walked into a bar. They proceeded to have a good time together as they were celebrating their graduation from medical school.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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