- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

What's the difference between a duck?

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? Probably one. Replacing a light-bulb is a pretty simple task which any person (regardless of ethnicity) should be able to do without assistance.

Cat got your tongue? Punch it in the face, and retrieve your tongue.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

What do you call a penis without hair? Apple sause

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

Woman's Rights

Why did Jake have a bad spring break? Because he got hit by a car and died

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

There once was a man from Nantucket. He loved working with tourists.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their firstborn child.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

"You've got a lot of C in your body." said the doctor. Jimmy replied with glee: "Ah that's great news, vitamin C is.." "No you've got Hepatitis C, you'll be dead within a month."

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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