what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why does the Muslim go to Hollywood? Because he is gifted in acting. He believes Hollywood will give him a wider range of career opportunities.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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What did the man say to the other man? You smell nice today.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

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your mom is so blind she cant read.

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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School

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

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Once upon a time, there was this guy. He lived a good life and then died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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