Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

A blonde walks into an electronics store to buy a toaster, the shopkeeper tells her that they do not serve blondes. She sues for discrimination and receives a considerable cash settlement while the shopkeeper looses his store and reluctantly works at a fast food franchise.

What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What clicks when its out of lead ? A gun Why was the little black boy crying ? He ran out of that grape drank How do you make a dead baby float ? You take your foot of its head How do you know when your life is over ? When you start watching Twilight What is blue and sticky ? Blue Stick What do you get when you mix a dog and a cat ? Shit

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

What's the difference between watermelon and baby? I don't eat watermelon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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