Three logicians were travelling up to Scotland in a train. They saw a black cow standing parallel to the train tracks; the first sign of life since crossing the border. The first logician says "Oh, so they do have black cows in Scotland." The second logician says "No, they have at least one black cow in Scotland." The third logician says "No, they have at least one cow in Scotland, one side of which, at least, is black."

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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What did lady gaga call her grandpa? papaw razi. even wrote a song about him.

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

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why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? a deer...

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar Then another man shoots him in the head because he has anger issues.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

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Welcome to die!

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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