- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

Why do babies cry on airplanes? Because gay people are getting married.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Women.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

Michael Castillo is gay

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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