- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

Women's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

I pooped my pants

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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