What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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What do retards say when someone knocks on the door... NOBY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....................and that concludes our moment of silence

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Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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row row row your boat gently down the stream rape

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Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Worst joke ever

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What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

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Yo mamas so fat that she decided to get a gastric bypass to help lose the weight.

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