why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

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roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods. The rabbit stumbles into a genie while coming to a clearing. The Genie says, "I will give you both three wishes." The bear thinks quickly and says, "I wish every bear in the forest was female." The Genie then grants the wish. "And...now I wish that each bear in the country was female!" The Genie grants the wish. "AND I WISH THAT EVERY BEAR IN THE WORLD WAS FEMALE!!!" the bear exclaims, now getting overly excited by his wishes. The Genie grants the last wish and then turns to the rabbit. "Your turn." The rabbit wishes for a pair of running shoes and the well being of his family and friends. For his last wish he points at the bear and says, "I wish he was gay."

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A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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what do you call a man with no penis? what ever his name is

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Men, get on the boat.

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How do you mess with Helen Keller? Move all the furniture in her room.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" and the duck says "Quack". The bartender is then promptly fired and committed to the nearest mental institution for thinking that ducks can talk and order beer.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

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