What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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do you know that joke? hmm no.. yaa life!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

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A Muslim boards a plane and he sits done quietly and politely just like everyone else, the plan lands safely at its destination.

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What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

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I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

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THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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shauns beautiful

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

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Knock, Knock Who's there ? So So who? No, So Lee

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Anti Joke

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