- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

i like how everyone hates a german version of an antijoke but no one has aknowleged the english one

What did one paper bill say to the other? Did you hear about one of us getting replaced by a woman? It's like Bruce to Caitlyn!

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did the man fall of the building? Someone shot both of his kneecaps.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

''thanks for giving me back the money i lent you david''-said nobody

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were it belongs.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

what did the shark do when he died.....

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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