Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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i dont like attention whores lol

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a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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today a nazi canadian killed himself the world is now a better place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase as a chicken its intulect this very low so walking in the middle of the street was it's 1st instest. Ther'for it crossed the road and made it to the other side safe. Now please don't ask me a stupid question like that again.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Unnnnnnnn

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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How did the mecanic die? He drowned

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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