- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

guess what? chicken butt.

How do you make a Russian baby cry? Punch it in the face

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless you're paralyzed.

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