Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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What do you get when you cross a zebra and a panda? Well, pandas are almost extinct. I guess they gave up and started goin' with zebras.

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what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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Student; Miss, please may I go toilet? Teacher; Yes, but say your alphabet first. Student; Ok

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

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Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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