- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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What white and black and red all over? The wife who refused to report that her husband abused her.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

I dont know, are you a tomato?

Wy did the chicken?

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

What was the Latino man doing on my laptop? He was my friend and he had asked me first. He was also ordering a computer on amazon for himself.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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