What do you get when you mix a panda,oklahoma,and a handle? The oklahoma panhandle.

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Q: How do you solve a problem like Maria. A: You kill her. You kill Maria.

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I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

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what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

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roses are red and violets are blue and i was going to write something that rimes but that is not funny here.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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why couldn't the old man play basketball? he lacked the physical dexterity, had asthma, and had no arms.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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they call me the green lantern because my little sister died in chemical fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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