Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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A man walks into a crowded bar and orders a beer. The bartender doesn't hear him due to the background noise of everyone talking and the man has to repeat his order.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

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What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

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what is long hard and full of seamen......... A sumbirine..........................(what were you thinking)

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Your mom is so dumb that she doesn't get this joke

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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I enjoy anal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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