I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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You have cancer

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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im not as random as you think I- Potato

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

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I Have a Black Friend

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poop is very very yummy.

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the WNBA

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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who can beat up superman doomsday, duh, he killed him

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Who was the first person Steven Hawking runs up to when he finds out something new about science? He is in a wheelchair due to a condition called ASL, therefore he cannot "run"

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Bailey you suck at writing anti jokes quit!!!!!!!!!!! :( :( :( :( :(

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YOLO.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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Tell you something funny.

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How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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