A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

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whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Your mama's so fat.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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