- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? purges

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

Ok, for Christ’s sake, these sh!tty “animals falling out of a tree” jokes are NOT funny; they were never funny and they’re certainly not getting any funnier with you rehashing them every 5 posts. Fncking stop it.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

What's the difference between a duck?

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

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