Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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You know what is not cool? Fire.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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Graphed: hey kids it's time to grape ya in the mouth Girl: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Random guy who sponsors the comercial: why is she screaming isn't thus about our new grape drink? Grapist: well… yes but look at the wY she's dresses she totally wants it.

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Well educated black man.

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

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Iggy Azalea

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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