What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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A guy has cancer. He dies.

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Anthony Dephillips is handsome

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TWIX PAUSE!

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Q. what do you call a black guy? A. N IGGER

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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whats used in the kitchen and hurts like fuck? a cheese-grater dildo

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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Anti Joke

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