Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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The BCS

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

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Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Zach Barlow

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? About 3:26 PM Eastern Standard Time.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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What is worst than a worm in your apple, the holocaust and everything else? Finding me in your bed (or your mother screaming "help please, no wait its too good I will endure the pain") Rather than Santa`s presents for X-mas. Your friendly Neighborhood and Future ONE AND ONLY EMPEROR R*pist Moral Man:: X-mas is a great way of putting it, after all it is your kind that X-ed Christ... ...As for your mother/sister/Infant/ screaming... Don`t worry, I will come for you too when I am done, it might take a while to violate someone to death though so be patient, because you might end up as a patient... Hahahaha! If you are really FUCKlNG LUCKY!

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Knock Knock! Well come on in!

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Why did John kill Maris? Because Maris killed his family.

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

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a man walks into a bar he got hurt

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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