- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

WHO the FUK are Waseem ? and Jess ??!!!!

Why didn't the baby cry? It was stillborn.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' Cheese

Why did the prostitute survive the gunshot? She was wearing a bulletproff vest.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Yo mama's so poor, she can no longer handle the down payments on her home and is in great need of financial aid

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Whats not green and cant pee? Not a pea!

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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