Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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In Soviet Russia, millions of innocents died due to the oppression.

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

what did the black guy say to his pregnant wife? im very excited to see our newborn child.

What do you get when you mix Catholicism and Islam? War

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

How do you get a clown of a swing? Hit it with an ax.

Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

Your mom is fat

How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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