- Anti Joke

What do black people eat for breakfast? Cereal.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

heads up!

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, he can't come anyway.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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