- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What has wheels and flies? A wheel that I have altered so it can fly

Q: Why didn't the mexican get into the bathtub? A: He was already clean

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

Your mom is so fat...

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Knock knock Who's there? Carrot Carrot who? Carrot in the tree house, cause it's orange.

Potassium? K.

Your all fags

what is black and green and red all over q: Nothing, you cant have 3 colors on the same surface

A man walks into a bar. Dyslexia is not funny. -Tag

Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

rishi is gay (coventry england)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

What's black, blue and smells like fish? A dead penguin.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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