what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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Whats so funny? That kid has down syndrome

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Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then the man said "he has a pulse". The operator then calmly stated "we are sending a helicopter to air lift him out of there as we speak". The man got helicoptered to the nearest ER, and the doctors did their best to save him. He ended up having to go on life support for three years until his family members finally decided to pull the plug. The medical insurance didn't cover life support and the family went broke because of it.

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then delivered by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their mass execution.

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Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Your mama's so poor, that it's hard for her to pay her bills.

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what do u call a gay dinosaur megasoreass

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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I hate long jokes -_-

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