A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

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What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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the WNBA

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Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

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"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

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donald................duck for president

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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What did Hellen Keller call her dog? Kamikaze-go, because he was an Akita from Japan and that was his name.

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What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

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Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

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Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

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Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

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A ginger was with his friends

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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