knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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you are driving down the highway, if two birds make a bee then how many pies can fly at once? None because I can't read

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A priest, an iman, a rabbi, a bishop and a Dalai Lama walk into a bar. Because they were of different faiths, racial slurs were thrown back and forth until they all left. They spent the rest of the night and most of the following day unhappy.

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roses are red violets are blue im colorblind how about you

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was uneducated and was not aware of the dangers of streets in heavily populated cities.

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Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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What did the African-American get for Christmas? Nothing. I did mention he was African-American, right?

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Nickleback walks into a bar..... There isn't a punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

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Why did the pedophile get arrested? He was driving way over the speed limit.

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