obama

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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this kid named terry was sitting in computer class then he got punched in the face

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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What's poor and lives in Newry city council dump? Smelly mcD

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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I have a black guy on my family tree. He's my cousin.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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