Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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I can't see my forehead

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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Knock knock. Is someone there?

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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chuck norris

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An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

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A man walked into a bar because he worked there.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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whats the difference between a white kid a nd a puerto rican kid? one smells fine and the other one smells like he walked out of a butcher shop that sells cigars and cheap prostitutes

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womens rights

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What did the black say when an asian knocked him out? Nothing, he was knocked out

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

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Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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