- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yesterday, I was hosting a party, and there were a lot of people crowding around some fruit punch I made all trying to get a glass... Whoops, it appears I forgot the Punch line.

"Free to play" Play free "right now"

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

a man walks into a bar... it was a crow-bar

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Why didn't Steve finish his homework? He didn't want to.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The bartender says ok, then hands him a pistol, then the man shoots the bartender and kills him.

Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

The Barackness Monster

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

knock knock Labrinth come in

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