- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did John go outside? His house was on fire.

FUCK YOU NEVEN

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

I have a red ferrari and 20 dead babies in my garage. Didn't I have a blue ferrari?

Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

whats 2+2? math.

What happened when the man stuck his hand in the blender? Nothing, it was turned off.

if i had a nickel for every time iv typed an anti joke... i would have $0.15

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

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