- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

Why was Joey bad at playing the trumpet? He had no fingers.

I can't see my forehead

Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Ebola

Am I a cat? No, I am a human; cat's cannot type.

colby doesnt shave

My mom fell on our cat and it died.

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

A man walks into a bar what does he say Ouch

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

How old is your mom? Old.

What happened to the jew that donated? Stop thinking, jews dont donate.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

Why did the chicken eat fried chicken? Because fried chicken is so good! Kelvin Yang.

My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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