- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? Two Nuns in a chainsaw fight.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

Im cute hehehee

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Q.If you are European in the bathroom, what are you in the kitchen? A. A woman.

1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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