Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Whats better than 24? 25.

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

im black

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

A man accidentally forgets his daughter at a Sizzler

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

An atheist walks into a church

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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