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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a mexican guy are in a car, Who's driving. A policeman.

What do you call a really old Cowboy? A senior citizen with a brain tumor.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

What happens when a jewish man, black man, asian and an amish man get on the same plane heading to Chicago? The reach their destinations safely and go their separate ways.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

What is red and doesnt exist? No-tomato.

Q: How much does it cost to have 50cent and Nickleback perform together? A: 45 cents, because its 50 cents, and you get a nickle back

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

That is so sweet of you, for a moment I thought I had said something that might have insulted you, but then again, considering the length of the message I see why it took so long.

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

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