- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Irish man walked into a bar. He turned to the bartender and said hello. Then walked to the back booth for his lunch meeting with the heads of his highly profitable company and then went home.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Why did the fat lady poop on my knee? Because i'm thirsty.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Today is May 18 2016.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

Black people. They are so kind.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

Yo mom is so fat and stupid that she used butter to get through the doorway, but she ate it

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear large clothing.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

Why did the kid fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? Because he had no legs. Knock, Knock Who's there? Not that kid.

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

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