Two english guys meet at work

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

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How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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How many women's right's leaders does it take to change a light bulb? None. They can't change anything.

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

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who's sexually attracted to bones? James Cornish

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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