How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Two horses, a man with a tall bun, three lesbians, an African woman and another man wearing a clown suit come up to you in your work outfit and shriek:"Happy Casual Friday!" Okay, so maybe this went too far.

Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

Why did the little girl stop going to dance class? She broke both of her legs in a terrible train accident

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Deadly cancer.

why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

In Soviet Russia, it is the largest country in the world. A lot of the parts are uninhabitable though.

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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