If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

What's 9 plus 10? 19

How many watermelons did the black man have? Too many to count, he was a farmer and his primary crop was watermelons.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Jupiter is the Galaxys biggest planet!

what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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