What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

A mans opinion.

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

Q: What did Cyclops say to Wolverine? A: "We're both X-Men!"

roses are red violets are blue im in class

Two english guys meet at work

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why was the black man at the back of the bus... Cause all the other seats were taken

I lost my tractor.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

Shut the cork up!

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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