- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

What is white, sticky and tastes great? Milk

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

A YouTube brawl began between two gentlemen in the comment section. They agreed to a final answer and moved on.

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What has feet but cannot walk? What has a beak but cannot peck? What has wings but cannot fly? A dead bird.

What did the table say to the human? Nothing, tables don't talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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