- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

A blind guy walks into a bar because he can't see.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Womens rights.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? If you know the answer then you should probably stop sniffing paint.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

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