A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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How many Asians did it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 Asians are just like every one else

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

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Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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