- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

Roses are red, violetes are blue, Your monkey sucks.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

Nobody enjoys your company. Nobody likes your work. Nobody loves you. There is no person who's name is legitimately nobody.

It's April Fool's Day and a little boy runs up to his mom. "Daddy hung himself! He's in the attic!" The mom runs up to the attic, but the dad's not there. The boy looks at his mom and says, "April fools! He's in the basement!"

You're Adopted.

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Neither does he.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Don't you hate it when your reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles.

Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Because Goofy can walk on two legs, and is therefore superior to Pluto in Walt Disney's eyes.

theres a mexican women and a black man in a car....whos driving? nobody sadly the driver was shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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