What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

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If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why was the boy crying last night? - a clown raped him

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Guess What! HI!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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