Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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Roses are yellow Violets are yellow bark bark

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Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

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Q) Why was six afraid of seven? A) Seven was black.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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why didn't the blond laugh at the anti-joke? because, she was aborted in her mom's third trimester

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What's worse than a bad test score? Getting hit buy a train!!

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Your mother is so stupid that she has trouble discerning certain facts from fiction.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Two men walk into a bar. It turns out the bar was a lever and set off a bomb. They both died.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What's the difference between a tomato and a rhinoceros? Neither of them can ride a bicycle.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Maturity is a virtue.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will have her institutionalized as soon as they find her.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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