yo mama is fat shes fat

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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Why was the accountant sad? He just watched his wife have consensual sex with another man.

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How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

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What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm not sure but my guess is that there was some logical reasoning behind the action.

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Little Davie was a kid with no arms and legs and one day his friends Came to his house and knocked on the door and asked for little Davie And asked if he wanted to come play baseball..Little Davie replied "I'd Love to but I have no arms or legs" his friends say we know that..We were Just needing a second base..

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Roses are red Bacon is too Rhyming is hard bacon

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My children are huge mistakes.

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Not an anti-joke, but an anti-pick-up-line: How much does a polar bear weight? Not as much as you!

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Why was the man sweating? He was stuck in a burning house.

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

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What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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I can't see my forehead

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