Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

I had my period 3 days ago.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

There where ducks sitting in the bath One Duck truns to the other an says "could you pass me the soap" The other duck truns and replies "dont call me toast"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

How did Swiper steal Dora's stuff? He shot her and then took her backpack.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

A Haitian walks into a bar. It collapses.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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