how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a sink? I don't know i forgot to turn the garbage disposal off

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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