A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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knock knock Come in!!!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at rhyming Refridgerator

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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girls lacrosse

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A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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