why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about the green and the wheels.

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How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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a horse is running across a cliff at 54 miles per hour, against the wind. he has been running for three hours. he needs to run for 347 more kilometers before he is tired. the wind is blowing at a speed of 10 miles per hour... he wonders if he will make it when suddenly he falls off the cliff. why did he fall of the cliff? it was a retarded horse.

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Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road It didint make it across

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Look, gullible is written in the sky! The man looks up and there it is.

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call it when a cave man pisses himself running from a t-rex? Historically incorrect.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

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