What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Why did Pamela Anderson cross the road? To meet me.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

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What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

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(read this aloud): A man walks into a bar with a giraffe. Him and the giraffe order multiple shots and get hammered. The giraffe on the other hand can't hold his liquor so well, and ends up passing out on the floor of the bar. The man decides to leave him there and take off. On his way out, the bartender yells, "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there!" and the man says, "It's not a lion, it's a giraffe!"

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being held for random.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's worse than accidentally biting your tongue? Hitler accidentally biting your tongue.

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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Whats worse than three dead women in a ditch ? 4 dead women in a ditch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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