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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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What do you call 99 lawyers in a car going off a cliff with no driver and another lawyer running in the other direction? A dick move.

Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Suddenly the Titanic started sinking, its a shame it sunk before anyone managed to find out what it was sinking about.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: a pizza is a food that was created in italy and is regularly eaten daily around the world and a jew is a religion that is constantly criticized and made fun of because they are different.

What is worse than having sex with a dead baby in front of it's mother? Not a lot.

a black and a mexican are walking down the street, two cops look up to see this and immediately say "shit, this can't be good".

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How is an orange like an airplane? They both have wings except an orange doesn't have wings

What happens when you walk by two black men? You walk by two black men.

whats funnier than hugos penis? Nothing!!!!

What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

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