A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

what's brown and sticky? A stick

your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

what does a black guy and a chinease guy have is common? I don't know but it would be interesting to find out.

roses are red facebook is blue no mutual friends who the heck are you

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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