Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What's worse than the holocaust? I'm a zebra so what is the holocaust.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What did suzie do when she dropped her cookie? She died because it was secretly a bomb

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

What do Michael Jackson and your family have in common? They're both dead.

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

knock, knock come in

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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