How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

what do you call a kid without arms and legs? Freak

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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