- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Your Mom.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding A Duck in your apple! What is worse than finding a duck in your apple? Finding a racist in your apple! Whats worse than finding a racist in your apple? DEATH

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What did the blonde say to the chicken? mmm, delicious

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: sarcastic Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

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