Knock-knock. Who's there? Me.

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what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

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The class valedictorian is about to give his speech to the class. He has 6 fingers total, he is missing an ear, his left nostril is burned shut, and he must walk on crutches because of the severe injury to his left knee. How does the extremely cruel Principal of the school introduce him? "Please welcome Gregory Barnes, a brave soul that conquered a battle against death itself an won".

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

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Wade

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Dogs in my home.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at rhyming Refrigerator.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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What do you call a flying jew? Smoke.

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There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

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The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

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