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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

why are you adopted? cause no one loved you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS? What's worse then TEN HOLOCAUSTS? THE END OF THE WORLD

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

What makes a catholic priest happier then a visit to the penn state locker room? Introducing Jesus to people and them accepting him as their savior.

#Hanging Degus

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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