Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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you know whats funny the letter Q

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

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A baby seal walks into a club.... Oh....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

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What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

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I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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