This is not an anti joke.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

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What did the cat say when you rub it's stomach? Nothing because felines don't have the needed vocal organs to speak, and probaly wouldn't know english do to the size of there brain.

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Nicolas Cage

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

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theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb. we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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Dogs in my home.

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your momma is so fat that she thinks someone hugs her each time she passes through a door

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what do you call a gay guy Ej

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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Kim Kardashian got a job.

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Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Anti Joke

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