- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

my friend is gay hes gay

why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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