- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

Why do blacks run away from whites? Because god told all people to never go to the light.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

rape that shit

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

911 joke ? now thats just plane rude.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.