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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why do so many people write "So a man walked into a bar" A: Because they lack the intellect to think of something creative, and still other peoples material.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

what do you call gingers ugly.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

Q.What do you call a black man flying a plane? A. A black pilot you racist bastard

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A squirrel runs into a bar and out-runs the bartender to get some assorted nuts on the table then runs out of the bar

my name is Jacob sartorious

- My grand mother died. - I'm sorry.... Did She died of old age ? - No, she got eaten by a giant worm.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

spell backwards: taco cat

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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