Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

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Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Your mama's so fat that she killed herself because she was so depressed about her weight.

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You.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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your momma so dumb she put a battery up her but and said i got the power!!!

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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I hate black people. Because their black.

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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this is not a joke

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