- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

why did Mary fall off the swing? cuz she had no arms ------------------- knock,knock who's there? not Mary

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Spanish Inquisition.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why did the mother cross the road? To find her dead baby that was hit the night before.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What did Obama get at the bar? A shot... In the head.

A cow says moo and explodes.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

What is better than AIDS? Cancer.Cancer and more cancer

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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