- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

3 guys walk into a bar....dont you think one would see it ?

Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

i like pie.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of four.

What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

There is a new film coming out, it is a re-make of "Fatal Attraction" The only difference is, it is about two tonnes of antimatter... [L]

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Your mom walked into a bar and got kicked out cause there's no dogs allowed.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? What's up

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Can Geico save save you 50% on your car insurance? Does a former drill sergent make a terrible therapist?

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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