- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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