This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

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What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

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A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

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Gianni

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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Anagram.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a homicidal maniac, six has every right to be afraid

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matt f stupid because no one likes him

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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Why did the chicken go up the car? To get a drink.

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roses are red, violets are blue.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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I saw a coin one day but never picked it up. It was still there the next day and then the day after that when it was still there I saw a girl being sick on it...

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a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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Q: How do you stop a Mexican tank? A: Ask politely.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

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Why do you always find a dead baby in the last place you look? Because once you've found it, you stop looking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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