If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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A boy wakes up in the morning and says i"'m feeling kind of fishy today," the boy's dad walks in and relpies "that's because you are a fish."

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Why do those Indian people have that dot on their forehead ? Idk but it makes a good target.

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How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

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dfasdf sdf ds fds fds f sdf s fs

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

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What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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