Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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your mom died.

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Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

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How can you shed 10 pounds in one day? Get your legs amputed.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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what is worst than finding a worm in your apple? finding half a worm in your apple

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Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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Why did the plan crash? Because the pilot was a potato

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Wombat monkey juice.

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

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A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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