- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

Why did the man go to jail? He abused and later murdered his spouse.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Whats worse than than falling in a puddle on the way to a meeting? Getting shot while your at that meeting.

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Why was the boy's face red? He put his cat in a blender.

there are some things i dont get. Quantum Physics is one of them.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Cripples are lame.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Why did Sally fall off the swing-set? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

poop

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

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