- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

GONNA

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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