Chrissy is funny.

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Women's rights.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

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Why did the boy want to commit suicide? Because he didn't want to die.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Priority parking for hybrid cars

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

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Chuck Norris is an average human being!

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Q: What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? A: They both have handlebars except for the duck!

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What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

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ask me if im a house are you a house? no

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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Anti Joke

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