- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

Three blondes walk into a bar. I prematurely ejaculate.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What do u call it when a Jamaican gets angrey? Nothing, at all. Just an angrey person

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

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A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

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